Dating Messages: Part 2

Rainy day, lunch break post!

Here are a few more messages I've received on the dating site, OK Cupid.

Enjoy!

(Names and pictures have been omitted to protect the identity of all those involved.)

What? Bad things?! Has this person been watching True Blood? If so, maybe I should write back. Oh wait, they disabled their account. Maybe that's for the better.

Huh? Just "there"? I don't even know if they used the appropriate form of "there" because they never finished "their" thought. Needless to say, this did not garner a response from me.

Can we please talk about how inappropriate these messages are?! Number 1: don't call me a bitch. Number 2: don't force me to give you a chance. Number 3: don't assume that you're the only person that loves and appreciates my curves and size. I will find another man who worships me. No surprise this guy has disabled his account.

Dating Messages: Part 1

So, I've been on a few dating sites lately, and I get the craziest messages on there. I seriously don't know if they are for real or just trying to be funny sometimes. I typically don't respond to them, but usually screenshot them and send them to friends. I've decided to add a few crazy messages I've received to my blog to show you what I (and probably a ton of other women) deal with daily on these sites.
(Names and pictures have been omitted to protect the identity of all those involved.)

I found this humorous, although I wasn't sure how to even respond to this message. May he continue on his voyage of the damned. Good luck, fella!

So many questions?! But the biggest one...what exactly does he mean? It sounds like a part of a rap, and honestly I kinda rap it while I'm saying it out loud. He's not for me, but maybe he's got a future in the rap music industry.

First of all, of course I'd enjoy a decent conversation. Second of all, do you really need to ask? This is an immediate turn off for me. Don't ask to start a conversation with me, you already did just by asking. Hope he has better luck with another lady.

Welcome!

Welcome to my new blog!

I have recently entered back into the dating game and realized that everyone has been so interested in my dating stories. I decided to start a blog to keep everyone updated on all my dating adventures. Some are funny, some are pathetic, some are sweet, and some are down right terrible.
During this journey I hope to connect with my readers on some of your own dating adventures.
Are you ready? If so, grab a class of wine and get comfy.