Dating Messages: Part 1

So, I've been on a few dating sites lately, and I get the craziest messages on there. I seriously don't know if they are for real or just trying to be funny sometimes. I typically don't respond to them, but usually screenshot them and send them to friends. I've decided to add a few crazy messages I've received to my blog to show you what I (and probably a ton of other women) deal with daily on these sites.
(Names and pictures have been omitted to protect the identity of all those involved.)

I found this humorous, although I wasn't sure how to even respond to this message. May he continue on his voyage of the damned. Good luck, fella!

So many questions?! But the biggest one...what exactly does he mean? It sounds like a part of a rap, and honestly I kinda rap it while I'm saying it out loud. He's not for me, but maybe he's got a future in the rap music industry.

First of all, of course I'd enjoy a decent conversation. Second of all, do you really need to ask? This is an immediate turn off for me. Don't ask to start a conversation with me, you already did just by asking. Hope he has better luck with another lady.